| 1st Quarter | ||||
| Yukon Nomads 15:00 | ||||
| 15:00 | Kickoff by Douche LaRoo, 58 yd, fielded by Butter Fingaz (26 yd return) [tackle: Ace Turfington] | Replay | ||
| Offense: Kick Return | ||||
| Defense: Kickoff | ||||
| 14:50 | 1st & 10 | OWN 38 | Marion "The Barbarian" Barber rush to the right (5.5 yd gain) [tackle: Dorf Twerpen] | Replay |
| Offense: Pro Set | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 14:09 | 2nd & 4.5 | OWN 43.5 | Wilson Collier pass to Dylan Leone up the left side (4 yd gain) [tackle: Troy Woolfolk] | Replay |
| Offense: Strong I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 13:43 | 3rd & 0.5 | OWN 47 | Marion "The Barbarian" Barber rush [missed tackle: Sambo Jack (Power Through)] up the middle (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Blitzen Sacks] | Replay |
| Offense: I Formation | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 12:58 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | darius butler rush to the left (3 yd gain) [tackle: Lenny Broome] | Replay |
| Offense: I Formation | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 12:14 | 2nd & 7 | OPP 42 | Marion "The Barbarian" Barber rush [missed tackle: Blitzen Sacks] up the middle (5 yd gain) [tackle: Sambo Jack] | Replay |
| Offense: Strong I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 11:37 | 3rd & 2 | OPP 37 | Marion "The Barbarian" Barber rush to the right (6 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Biff Trippin] | Replay |
| Offense: Singleback | ||||
| Defense: 3-3-5 Nickel (3 CBs) | ||||
| 10:51 | 1st & 10 | OPP 31 | darius butler rush up the middle (5.5 yd gain) [Big Hit tackle: Dorf Twerpen] | Replay |
| Offense: I Formation | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 10:15 | 2nd & 4.5 | OPP 26 | Marion "The Barbarian" Barber rush [missed tackle: Lenny Broome] to the right (5 yd gain) [tackle: Wiley Wilcox] | Replay |
| Offense: Pro Set | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 9:49 | 1st & 10 | OPP 21 | Wilson Collier pass to Dylan Leone up the left side (1 yd gain) [tackle: Troy Woolfolk] | Replay |
| Offense: Strong I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 9:26 | 2nd & 9 | OPP 20 | darius butler rush to the right (1 yd gain) [tackle: Biff Trippin] | Replay |
| Offense: Pro Set | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| Bay Area Bombers 8:43 | ||||
| 8:43 | 3rd & 8 | OPP 19 | Wilson Collier pass to Johnny Jiggles up the right side intercepted by Biff Trippin (15 yd return) [tackle: Marion "The Barbarian" Barber] | Replay |
| Offense: Weak I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 8:38 | 1st & 10 | OWN 29.5 | John Hellfighter pass to Leftcha_In Da'Smoke up the left side (26 yd gain) [tackle: Terrence Rodgers] | Replay |
| Offense: Shotgun 5WR | ||||
| Defense: 4-1-6 Dime (4 CBs) | ||||
| 8:02 | 1st & 10 | OPP 45 | John Hellfighter pass to Gluey Fingers up the left side [deflected by Robert Gonzolez] (incomplete) | Replay |
| Offense: Shotgun 5WR | ||||
| Defense: 4-1-6 Dime (4 CBs) | ||||
| 7:57 | 2nd & 10 | OPP 45 | John Hellfighter pass to Sunny Quickens up the left side (16.5 yd gain) [tackle: George Teague] | Replay |
| Offense: Weak I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 7:27 | 1st & 10 | OPP 28 | Niel Down rush up the middle (2 yd loss) [diving tackle: Jack Tup] | Replay |
| Offense: Strong I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 6:55 | 2nd & 12 | OPP 30 | Sunny Quickens rush up the middle (11.5 yd gain) [tackle: Robert Gonzolez] | Replay |
| Offense: Strong I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 6:29 | 3rd & 0.5 | OPP 18.5 | Niel Down rush to the right (2 yd gain) [tackle: Aaron Fireball] | Replay |
| Offense: Strong I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 5:47 | 1st & 10 | OPP 17 | Sunny Quickens rush to the right (7.5 yd gain) [tackle: Aneas Williams] | Replay |
| Offense: Strong I | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
| 5:20 | 2nd & 2.5 | OPP 9.5 | John Hellfighter pass to Gluey Fingers up the left side, PAT made by Douche LaRoo [TD] (9.5 yd gain) | Replay |
| Offense: Pro Set | ||||
| Defense: 4-3 | ||||
